Im Not Emeril: He's not Emeril . . he's Emmett!!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 ~ 4:52 PM

He's not Emeril . . he's Emmett!!

He's Emmett, as in Brown. As in flux capacitor.

Emeril, I mean Emmett, plugged something (usb phone?) into his something else (I have NO idea) and his modem started smoking. He bought a new modem but so far Comcast/Adelphia hasn't been able to figure out what in the cat hair he's done.

Meanwhile, while Em's busy trying to hack into his neighbor's wireless network, he's asked me (comment #3) to hold down the fort over here. Humanitarian that I am, I agreed. So don't worry, Em. Your blog's in great hands . . .

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Many people have asked me why name the blog "I'm Not Emeril"? "Is it because you're a bad cook?" they ask. In a word, no. Between my second and third marriage (ahhh, don't even ask. I love women, what can I say), I was single for 14 years. I long ago graduated from Stouffer's macaroni and cheese and Denny's Grand Slam breakfasts and learned to cook for myself. I'm actually quite good at it, preferring Mexican and Italian style cuisine. I just don't consider myself a chef.

I cook more in the style of the Food Network's Anti-Emeril, the one who shares my first name. The science and chemistry of cooking fascinates me, as it does Mr. Brown. My original plan for this blog was to feature a favorite recipe once a week, but I don't generally follow directives very well. Not even my own. OK, how about it. Does anyone want a "recipe of the week" feature? Ask for it and you'll get it. Just don't command me to do it. And don't expect me to adhere to a rigid schedule of one a week.
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