Tuesday, September 13, 2005

It suddenly became clear to me.

I've been pondering Russ Potts' "campaign style" for weeks.
This morning, while having breakfast at Kaye's Kitchen in Patrick Springs, it came to me. Potts is not campaigning for actual votes. No, sir! He has a much loftier goal. His aim is to be endorsed by the Roanoke Times.
You have to admit, he has the perfect platform for this goal. If it moves, tax it. If it won't move, tax it. If it has any relevance to transportaion, tax it. If it smokes, tax it.

The only thing I have yet to figure out is, when will Tommy Denton come out of the closet as his campaign manager? Oh well, I'll be having breakfast at KK again tomorrow. Maybe I'll have another "Kaye's Kitchen epiphany".

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